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gothiccharmschool:

ladyshinga:

kinsara:

draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE

I NEEDED THIS SO MUCH IN MY LIFE, I JUST NOW REALIZED THAT

YES. I APPROVE. 

(via alicespades)

mirandaadria:

Hahaha!!! Angelito!!

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religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

(via im-fine-trust-me)

pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

I hate my life

(via pizza)