My name is Skye.

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I have a girlfriend who I adore.
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Melancholy Madness

unfollovving:

asking-laughingjack:

wolfysblog:

asking-laughingjack:

scoutregimentkarkat:

davestriderhatesstrexcorp:

unfollovving:

get-in-the-animus:

unfollovving:

IS THIS TRUE????

As an American I can confirm that this is 1776% true. Some places will even fine you for not eating fried chicken for a week

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IM AMERICAN AND IVE NEVER EATEN MCDONALDS IM SO SCARED

damn u gonna die son

I AM SCARED I HATE MCDONALD’S AND I AMERICAN …. AM I GOING TO BE KILLED? WILL SOMEONE HIDE ME! IT’S BEEN 3 YEARS SINCE I’VE PUT ONE OF THOSE NASTY ASS BURGERS IN MY MOUTH…


SEND HELP

*sign written in random alleys near my house.*

I harbor mcdonalds fugitives. You may call me Sonchez. If you find me you will live. Find me in the center of Bluffton. Yell out the mcdonalds jingle while in town and if I hear you I will approach you and ask for help finding my dog Pablo.

As a secrecy employee of mcdonalds I can make it look like everyone in the house has been eating mcdonalds for centuries. Find your safe haven.

OH GOD OH GOD I WILL FIND YOU. THANK YOU

WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE

❝ I grabbed her by the throat but I didn’t choke her. Just kissed her so deep she forgot whose air she was breathing. ❞

—(via heyimkindagay)

(Source: i-am-my-own-mind, via annonamoose)

(Source: ibratze)

alt-j:

mayallyourbaconsburn:

alt-j:

A cup of hot tea really heals ur soul this is true science

Actually, a cup of hot anything in your hands mimics human warmth which is said to have calming properties. So, yes, it’s true. Tea mimics the need for human care, touch, and recognition.

im going to cry im so lonely now and all i have is this fucking cup of leaf water

(via young-and-restle55)

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

(Source: sassykardashian, via pizza)

gollums-new-best-friend:

urban-dytopia:

au-tom-aton:

laurenwhatthehellareyoudoing:

pitchblackglow:

congrats to all of us for being the first generation to grow up online

#it’s like an awful experiment gone wrong

I bet you there are scientists somewhere, watching us like:

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oh my god, my heart stopped because I thought he spilled it on the laptop

^I think that says a lot

(via young-and-restle55)

prrb:

please turn on the audio for this

(via macaronibooty)

heteroh:

deadcyberbitch:

I HATE HORMONES 

really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter

(via just-toofar-away)

(Source: sunguts, via ruinedchildhood)

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

(via brolinapproved)